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Order An Unhealthy Meal To See If You’ll…

Order An Unhealthy Meal To See If You’ll Marry A Rich Person

A Mysterious 2,000-Year-Old Sarcophagus Has Be…

A Mysterious 2,000-Year-Old Sarcophagus Has Been Found And Everyone Wants To Open It:

OPEN IT, YOU COWARDS.

Is It Just Me Or Does This Cat Have A Human Fa…

Is It Just Me Or Does This Cat Have A Human Face?:

CAT WITH A HUMAN FACE CAT WITH A HUMAN FACE CAT WITH A HUMAN FACE CAT WITH A HUMAN FACE CAT WITH A HUMAN FACE CAT WITH A HUMAN FACE

CAT WITH A HUMAN FACE CAT WITH A HUMAN FACE CAT WITH A HUMAN FACE CAT WITH A HUMAN FACE CAT WITH A HUMAN FACE CAT WITH A HUMAN FACE

Which Very Round Animal Are You?

Which Very Round Animal Are You?:

oh heck yeah

Only Take This Quiz If You NEED To Know Which …

Only Take This Quiz If You NEED To Know Which Pokémon And Seinfeld Character You’re A Combination Of

The Golden Girls as Disney princesses.

The Golden Girls as Disney princesses.

How To Do Sex

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Everyone’s Either A Mario, A Luigi, A Wario, O…

Everyone’s Either A Mario, A Luigi, A Wario, Or A Waluigi — Which Are You?:

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Which Spoon Are You?

Which Spoon Are You?:

notquiteamason:

weirdbuzzfeed:

Right, so, Joanna got the idea for this quiz after I was complaining that my favorite spoon (it’s small and just a little pointed at the end and i found it on a stoop in a give-away box of assorting cutlery) has DISAPPEARED FROM MY APARTMENT. maybe one of my housemates has it? but if so they’ve had it for MONTHS and i’m FURIOUS and I WANT MY GOOD SPOON BACK.

anyways, go take this quiz and find out which spoon you are. here’s me:

When my last roommates moved out i think they accidentally took MY favorite spoon. it was small with a thin handle but was made out of good metal so it was perfectly weighted and great for ice cream, and it had a shallow and pleasing design on the handle. those motherfuckers…

YOU POOR THING I’M SO SORRY